Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
The world has been swallowed by the politically correct....
His workers no longer would answer to "Elves"....
"Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves...
and labour conditions in the snow at the Pole...
were alleged by the union to be taking a toll.
Four Reindeer had vanished without much propriety...
released to the wilds, by the Humane Society,
And equal employment had made it quite clear...
That Santa should use multi-cultural Rein-deer...
so Dancer and Donner and Comet and Cupid...
were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid.
To show you the strangeness of today's ebbs and flows...
Rudolf was suing over the use of his nose...
The red was on patent as was his bell...
Santa's confused as it doesn't quite gel...
Then Scrooge arrived with his expensive Attorney...
This time of the year is such a difficult journey.
So Santa just stood there, dishevelled, perplexed,
He just couldn't determine what to do next?
He tried to be merry, he tried to be gay...
But you have to admit it was a very bad day...
His sack was quite empty, it was flat on the ground...
Nothing acceptable was to be found...
So here is my message to all of you folk...
A politically correct Yuletide is just such a joke...
It's Christmas and that means just one magnificent thing..
It's time to acknowledge the real Christmas King...
For Christ has been born neath stars in the east...
Give praise and give thanks for the most....and...the least.
A Happy Christmas to all and enjoy your Christmas feast.
